The Resume

(August 4, 1988-March 30, 2022)
Raised in Bolton, Greater Manchester, United Kingdom
Member of The Wanted

Why he might be annoying:

Insert your own Colonel joke.
At his first Wanted audition, the manager compared him to Pete Doherty (in any context, not a ringing endorsement).
He is a smoker.
He did a topless Twitcam – #TomPNeedsSex – in which he used a lot of dirty language.
He was part of a Take That tribute band (Take That II) before joining The Wanted.
At an X-Factor audition, he committed the cardinal sin of using ‘your typical boy band song’ (it was Westlife).

Why he might not be annoying:

His older brother’s guitar inspired him to take it up himself — at age 16!
He loves parrots.
He hates Brussels sprouts.
He wrote a break-up song in honor of an ex-girlfriend (hey, Swifty!).
He very loosely resembles Robert Pattinson.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 11]
• Glamour's 100 Sexiest Men [2012] (Ranked: 24)
• Glamour's 100 Sexiest Men [2013] (Ranked: 84)
• I Died in 2022 (Ranked: 33)
• Look at Me, I'm #1 [Extended Index Finger]
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 611)
• People with Tom, Dick or Harry in their Names
• Profiles 33751-34000 (Ranked: 33943)
• The Wanted

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 129 Votes: 56.59% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying