The Resume

(June 2, 1931- )
Born in Doylestown, Pennsylvania
Madonna's father
He appeared in ‘Truth or Dare’
Retired engineer

Why he might be annoying:

He named his famous daughter after her mom.
By his early 30’s, he and his first wife had six children.
He had his kids enrolled in a Catholic school.
He asked Madonna about the mature content of her concert suggesting she tone it down.

Why he might not be annoying:

His first wife died of breast cancer when she was 32.
He married one of his housekeepers three years later, having two children with her.
He and his second wife run a winery.
He took in one of his sons who has been fighting drug and alcohol addiction and dealing with homelessness for years. (Madonna herself spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to help him without success.)
He brought forth and raised a superstar.

Credit: battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 15]
• Breeders [Have 5 or More Kids] (Ranked: 8)
• Grandparents of Twins
• I Attended Madonna-Guy Ritchie's Wedding [December 22, 2004]
• I Attended Madonna-Sean Penn's Wedding [August 16, 1985]
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm with Madonna
• Profiles 46501-46750 (Ranked: 46627)
• Young Widows

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying