The Resume

(circa 15 BC- )
Wife of Joseph
Resided in Nazarath

Why she might be annoying:

Virgin Mother equals oxymoron.
People see her even though she died almost 2,000 years ago. Possibly spawning Elvis sightings.
She claimed her son Jesus was the Son of God.
If so, she cheated on her husband Joseph.
She brought up her son Jewish, but he started his own religion.
It is inferred that she was in her early teens when she gave birth to Jesus.
She went by the presumptuous single name of Mary.
She appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich that Diana Duyser sold for $28,000 on eBay (November 23, 2004).

Why she might not be annoying:

She had to give birth in a barn.
Some people think she is the mother of God.
She seems like a liberal hippy letting her son grow his hair long and hang out with his buds.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2016 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 17)
• 2017 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 94)
• Adults Who Probably Died a Virgin
• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Middle East
• Beatle References
• Boney M Sings About Me
• Dead Celebrity Cults
• Diego Rivera Portraits
• Famous For Getting Pregnant
• God Spoke to Me
• Holiday Names
• I am a Surrogate Mom
• I Am in the Bible
• I am in the Koran
• I Am in the New Testament
• I am on a U.S. Postage Stamp [M-Q]
• I Banged The Virgin Mary
• I Married Young
• I Outlived My Child
• I Portrayed the Virgin Mary
• IDs Ending in 00 (Ranked: 4500)
• Jay-Z and Alicia Keys's 'Empire State of Mind' References
• Life of Christ
• Look at Me, I'm a Nun
• Look at Me, I'm Preachin'
• My Name is a Mixed Drink
• People Claim, I Returned From the Grave
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 4251-4500 (Ranked: 4500)
• Religious Icons
• Rolling Stones References
• Satirized on Animaniacs
• Satirized on South Park
• Touched by an Angel and Guest Stars
• Virgin Brides

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 78 Votes: 48.72% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 7.69% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 111 Votes: 51.35% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 139 Votes: 48.20% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 429 Votes: 48.95% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1170 Votes: 47.18% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 976 Votes: 62.91% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 879 Votes: 57.79% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 727 Votes: 51.86% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 373 Votes: 65.68% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 1316 Votes: 49.01% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 2235 Votes: 55.39% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 332 Votes: 46.08% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 744 Votes: 42.20% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 632 Votes: 38.29% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 505 Votes: 29.70% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 590 Votes: 43.39% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 750 Votes: 39.60% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 2339 Votes: 42.45% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 5555 Votes: 41.42% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 4772 Votes: 43.00% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 15452 Votes: 35.06% Annoying