The Resume

(February 7, 1982- )
Born in Les Bymes, Guadeloupe
Shooting guard/small forward for the Golden State Warriors (2003-2008) and the Orlando Magic (2009-)
Drafted 11th in the 2003 NBA Draft
#20

Why he might be annoying:

People think his name is 'MICHAEL' when in reality it is 'MICKAEL.'
He has a thick accent.
His nicknames are MP, Air France, and Puma.
He suffered a shoulder injury that made him almost miss the 2009 NBA Finals.
He received a flagrant foul after shoving Laker Pau Gasol in Game 4 of the NBA Finals (June 13, 2009).

Why he might not be annoying:

Before coming to America, he was already playing professionally in Europe.
He speaks both French and English fluently.
He helped lead the Magic to its second NBA Finals.
In honor of the 228 killed aboard Air France 447, he wore sneakers with 'AF 447' inscribed on them.
His favorite movie is 'Slumdog Millionaire.'

Credit: Birdienest81

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Basketball Players
• Birdienest81's Profiles [Series 04]
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Golden State Warriors
• I am a Citizen of France
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 5)
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands on My Hips
• Orlando Magic
• Phoenix Suns
• Profiles 28501-28750 (Ranked: 28684)
• Short Fuses

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 105 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 60 Votes: 70.0% Annoying