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Elijah Blue Allman

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Musician

The Resume

    (July 10, 1976- )
    Born in Beverly Hills, California
    Guitarist and vocalist in the band Deadsy
    Also performs as P. Exeter Blue
    Son of Greg Allman and Cher

Why he might be annoying:

    He began doing drugs when he was 11.
    He appeared in the video for ‘If I Could Turn Back Time,’ where he was positioned in just the right spot for a perfect view of his mom’s butt tattoos.
    He auditioned for Nine Inch Nails, but was turned down in favor of Robin Finck (1994).
    He said that after hooking up with Paris Hilton, he was so afraid of contracting a disease that he ran to the bathroom and scrubbed his genitals with Tilex.
    After dating Heather Graham, he told Howard Stern that the actress was ‘not in danger of being recruited by Mensa any time soon.’ (Judging from the incident with Paris and the Tilex, we’re guessing they won’t be knocking on his door any time soon either.)

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was given his first guitar by Gene Simmons of Kiss.
    He said he felt ‘shunned’ by his parents when they sent him to boarding school at age seven.
    He said he has unresolved issues with his mother, but ‘I'm not going to sit in an adolescent's kind of a mind frame, because that will affect me negatively in my own life when I start my own family.’
    He survived a near-fatal bout with Lyme disease.

Credit: C. Fishel


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 17 Votes: 5.88% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 18 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying