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John Mitchell

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U.S. Attorney General

The Resume

    (September 15, 1913-November 9, 1988)
    Born in Detroit, Michigan
    Headed Richard Nixon's election campaigns (1968, 1972)
    Attorney General (1969-1972)
    Served 19 months for conspiracy, obstruction of justice and perjury for his activities during Watergate (1977-1979)
    Married to Martha Mitchell

Why he might be annoying:

    He advocated wiretapping without a court order and 'preventative detention' of suspects by the police.
    He resisted investigating civil rights cases, saying 'The Department of Justice is a law enforcement agency. It is not the place to carry on a program aimed at curing the ills of society.'
    He provided $250,000 in campaign funds for a dirty tricks campaign against the Democrats (1972).
    He threatened the Washington Post, saying 'Katie Graham's gonna get her tit caught in a big fat wringer' if they continued publishing stories about Watergate.
    He was the first US Attorney General convicted of illegal activities and imprisoned.

Why he might not be annoying:

    During World War II, he was a PT boat commander and earned a Silver Star and two Purple Hearts.
    He ran a superbly managed campaign for Nixon in 1968.
    After receiving his prison sentence, he said, 'It could have been a hell of a lot worse. They could have sentenced to spend the rest of my life with Martha Mitchell.'
    His Watergate sentence was reduced after he made a public statement of contrition (1978).

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 89.47% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 28 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 67.65% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 67.39% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 69 Votes: 72.46% Annoying