The Resume

(March 15, 1985- )
Acted in 'Bob Roberts (1992),' 'Dead Man Walking (1995),' 'Anywhere But Here (1999),' 'Made-Up (2002),' 'The Banger Sisters (2002)' and 'Saved (2003)'
Portrayed Jackie on 'Californication'
Married former Major League Soccer player Kyle Martino (October 29, 2011)

Why she might be annoying:

She started acting at a young age.
She has two middle names, Maria Olivia, both ending in the same letter as her first, sounding very Dr. Seuss-like.
She's been cast in at least three movies with her mother, two directed by her step-father.
She celebrated her sixteenth birthday while shooting 'The Banger Sisters.'
She had trouble breaking away from the Child Starlet syndrome.
She is listed as a 'Hottie Bottie' (What the hell does that mean?).

Why she might not be annoying:

Her mother is actress Susan Sarandon and her stepfather is actor Tim Robbins.
Although her parents are actors, they allowed her to learn acting on her own.
She looks just like her mother.
Her father is Italian Director Franco Amurri.
She was nominated for a young artist award.
She wasn't afraid to take fun, silly roles.

Credit: Skunk Butt

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 100 Greatest Moms [Redbook] (Ranked: 67)
• Actresses of Italian Descent
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3151985)
• Celebrity Ghost Stories
• Daughters of Celebrities
• Entertainment Weekly's Breakout Stars of Summer 2012
• Friends Guest Stars
• GQ Germany's - Daughters of Stars (Ranked: 14)
• I Attended Brown
• I Became a Mom in 2014
• I Became a Mom in 2020
• I Married a Sports Star
• I Married in 2011
• I'm a Bastard
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2011] (Ranked: 61)
• Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes [2009] (Ranked: 1)
• People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People [2003]
• Profiles 7001-7250 (Ranked: 7241)
• Skunk Butt/Rebecca's Profiles [Series 4]
• Susan Sarandon Portrayed My Mom

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 39 Votes: 17.95% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 94 Votes: 44.68% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 233 Votes: 44.64% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 111 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 138 Votes: 78.26% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 758 Votes: 46.04% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 29 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 75 Votes: 58.67% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 50 Votes: 34.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 175 Votes: 66.86% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 192 Votes: 48.44% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 227 Votes: 51.98% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 289 Votes: 53.29% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 453 Votes: 61.59% Annoying