The Resume

(September 13, 1982- )
Born in Altamonte Springs, Florida
Second baseman for the Milwaukee Brewers (2003-14), Seattle Mariners (2015), Arizona Diamondbacks(2016) and the Tampa Bay Rays (2017)
Golden Spikes Award winner (2003)

Why he might be annoying:

He missed the 2004 season as a result of injuries.
He led the National League in errors during the 2008 season.
His defensive miscues led to some baseball pundits calling for him to be removed from the second base position.
In addition to his poor defensive skills, his offensive production was relatively inconsistent.
He played on three different teams in his last three major league seasons.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a standout player at Southern University.
He played football in addition to baseball during his high school years.
He was voted the NL's starting second baseman at the 2011 MLB All-Star Game in Phoenix.
He was voted Sexiest Baseball Player by Cosmopolitan Magazine (2009).
He was inducted into the Milwaukee Brewers Wall of Honor (2019).

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Arizona Diamondbacks
• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9131982)
• Cornrows and Dreadlocks
• Golden Spikes Winner (Ranked: 2003)
• I Married in 2014
• I Squandered My Talent
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Milwaukee Brewers
• Profiles 53251-53500 (Ranked: 53344)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 35]
• Seattle Mariners
• Sports Illustrated's All 25 and Under Baseball Team [2005]
• Tampa Bay Rays

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying