The Resume

(January 29, 1960- )
Won an Olympic Silver Medal for Platform Diving (1976)
Won two Olympic Gold medals for Springboard and Platform Diving (1984) and repeated (1988)
First diver to win two gold medals in back to back Olympics
Six time world champion diver
Won the Sullivan Award (1985)
Wrote 'Breaking the Surface' and 'For the Life of Your Dog'

Why he might be annoying:

He hid his homosexuality.
He split his head open on the diving board and didn't tell anyone he has AIDS, as a pool of tainted blood gathered in the diving well.
He suffers from depression.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left handed.
He participated in the United States Olympic Boycott (1980).
He loves dogs.
He is an accomplished gold medalist diver.
After he realized the damage he could have done, he admitted his gayness and AIDS.
He speaks to youth groups, drugs and alcohol rehab groups and dyslexia organizations.
Some information provided by Tim Howard

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• ABC's 'Wide World of Sports' Athlete of the Year (Ranked: 1988)
• Allegedly Gay Men
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1291960)
• Circus of the Stars: Performers
• Corgi Owners
• Divers
• ESPN Sports Century (Ranked: 54)
• ESPN the Magazine's The Body Issue [Athletes] (Ranked: 2016)
• Great Dane Owners
• I am Greek
• I am Left Handed - Male [H-P]
• I Appeared on Jerry Lewis' MDA Telethon [L]
• I Attended University of California, Irvine
• I Attended University of Miami [Florida]
• I Attended University of Southern California
• I Have AIDS/HIV
• I Have Asthma
• I Have Dyslexia
• I Posed For the NOH8 Campaign [Gay Rights]
• I Stutter/Stammer
• I was Adopted or Orphaned
• I Was the Rose Parade Grand Marshall (Ranked: 2017)
• I'm Depressed [Reportedly Uni-polar]
• James E. Sullivan Award Winners (Ranked: 1984)
• Look at Me and My Pet
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Men Who Should Have Been Women
• My Attention Span is Limited [Reportedly A.D.D.]
• Profiles 2501-2750 (Ranked: 2577)
• Satirized on Family Guy
• Sharknado [Film Series]
• Sports List's Top 10 Summer Olympic Moments (Ranked: 8)
• Spousal Abuse Victims

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 74 Votes: 44.59% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 67 Votes: 49.25% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 34 Votes: 23.53% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 87 Votes: 54.02% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 81 Votes: 60.49% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 49 Votes: 44.90% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 61 Votes: 54.10% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 172 Votes: 48.84% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 147 Votes: 67.35% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 283 Votes: 66.08% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 479 Votes: 64.09% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 770 Votes: 61.17% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2092 Votes: 66.92% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 1274 Votes: 55.10% Annoying