The Resume

(October 23, 1965- )
Birth name is Christopher Robinson
Wrote Sellevision, Running With Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking, and Possible Side Effects

Why he might be annoying:

He dropped out of school after sixth grade.
He is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict.
His former guardians filed a lawsuit against him for defamation of character.
According to his books, he is greedy, shallow, and narcissistic.

Why he might not be annoying:

His father was an alcoholic
His mother sent him to live with her psychiatrist when he was a child.
He was molested when he was a teenager.
He is openly gay.
He is a New York Times best selling author.
He was one of Entertainment Weekly's Funniest People in America (2003).

Credit: Idiot Paranoia

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men
• Born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [October] (Ranked: 10231965)
• Entertainment Weekly's 25 Funniest People in America [2004] (Ranked: 15)
• Entertainment Weekly's It List [2003]
• Fag Stags [Men Loved by Gay Men]
• Idiot Paranoia's Profiles [Series 2]
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Profiles 18251-18500 (Ranked: 18373)
• Starbucks ‘The Way I See It’ Quotations

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 69 Votes: 73.91% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 139 Votes: 69.06% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 36 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 93 Votes: 62.37% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 73 Votes: 61.64% Annoying