The Resume

(April 16, 1965- )
Birth name is Gerardo Mejia
Recorded the hit song 'Rico Suave'
Portrayed the role of Ricky in the movie 'Can't Buy Me Love' (1987)
A&R executive at Interscope Records

Why he might be annoying:

He certainly is a one hit wonder.
He has some tattoos.
When he used to perform the song 'Rico Suave,' he had his pants unzipped and wouldn't wear a shirt because he wanted to show off his body.
The Spanish meaning of Rico Suave is 'rich and smooth.' The song is very cheesy.
He is a one hit wonder.
He only goes by the name Gerardo.
Chris Isaak's video for 'Wicked Game' beat his Rico Suave video out at the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards for 'Best Male Video of the Year.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He signed musicians such as Enrique Iglesias and Bubba Sparxx.
'Rico Suave' was number nine of VH1 top one hit wonder songs.
He won two televised street-dance competitions in 1985.

Credit: My Niece Alyse

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Beavis and Butthead Mocked My Video
• Blender Magazine's 50 Worst Songs [Performers-May 2004] (Ranked: 37)
• Blender Magazine's/VH-1 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs Ever Performers (Ranked: 11)
• Celebrity Wife Swap Participants [2013] (Ranked: 9)
• Horatio Sanz Impersonations
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm #1 [Extended Index Finger]
• Look at Me, I'm Giving the Finger
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Durag
• MTV's 25 Lamest Music Videos [1999] (Ranked: 7)
• My Niece Alyse's Profiles [Series 1]
• People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People [1991]
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 8751-9000 (Ranked: 8882)
• Suave Latinos
• Todd in the Shadows Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 1991 (Ranked: 9)
• VH-1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders (Ranked: 9)
• VH-1's 40 Greatest One-Hit Wonders of the 90s (Ranked: 3)
• VH-1's Greatest Songs of the 90's (Ranked: 100)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 29 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 18 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 44 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 45 Votes: 75.56% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 83 Votes: 77.11% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 180 Votes: 75.56% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 322 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 406 Votes: 70.20% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 345 Votes: 70.14% Annoying