The Resume

(June 13, 1970- )
Frontman for Weezer
Recorded Albums: ' Weezer,' (1994) 'Pinkerton,' (1996) ' Weezer-Green Album ' (2001) and 'Maladroit,' (2002)
Released 'Buddy Holly,' 'Island In The Sun,' 'El Scorcho,' 'Say It Ain't So,' 'Undone (The Sweater Song),' 'My Name Is Jones,' 'Dope Nose' and 'Hash Pipe'

Why he might be annoying:

He played guitar for some tracks on Crazytown's album, 'Darkhouse' (2002).
He grew a big beard in early 2002, much different than his normal appearance.
He wrote a lot of songs about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he said: 'Most of them sucked, but it became a habit that stuck with me.'
The name ' Weezer' came from him having asthma and wheezing a lot.
His parents were both hippies and he has a brother named 'Leaves.'
He was originally in a metal band called 'Fury' that only played Kiss covers.

Why he might not be annoying:

He shares a resemblance to Buddy Holly.
He shaved off his beard because the director asked him to for the music video 'Keep Fishin.'
The Muppets appeared in his and his band's music video for 'Keep Fishin.'
He helped co-write Cold's song 'Stupid Girl' (2003).
He likes playing soccer.
He hardly has any spare time because he is too busy writing new material and recording.
Weezer's slogan is 'If it's too loud, turn it down.'
He learned to play the drums at age 11 and guitar at 13.
He had to get surgery on his leg because one leg was shorter than the other.
He studied at Harvard University.
He is shy and reserved.
His guitar strap is shaped like a lightning bolt and many people say he has a cool guitar.

Credit: Whitestrpsrocker

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Buddy Holly Look-alikes
• Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons Players
• Hippie Names
• I Attended Berklee College of Music
• I Attended Harvard
• I Collaborated with Steve Aoki
• I Married in 2006
• I Recorded ‘I Don’t Know How to Love Him’ (from ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’)
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at My Flame
• Look at My Guitar
• My Name is H20
• PeTA's Sexy Male Vegetarians of 2008
• Profiles 8001-8250 (Ranked: 8231)
• USA Today Pop Candy's 100 People of the Year [2001] (Ranked: 24)
• Weezer
• Whitestrprocker's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 104 Votes: 58.65% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 102 Votes: 54.90% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 152 Votes: 51.97% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 27 Votes: 18.52% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 26 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 53 Votes: 45.28% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 53 Votes: 39.62% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 64 Votes: 46.88% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 122 Votes: 67.21% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 80 Votes: 36.25% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 101 Votes: 36.63% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 92 Votes: 48.91% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 174 Votes: 54.02% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 802 Votes: 43.52% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 387 Votes: 41.86% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 525 Votes: 44.19% Annoying