Dan Le Sac's 'Thou Shalt Always Kill'
Lyrics:
---- Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
---- Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets
---- Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Castro, Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Sid Barratt in vain
---- Thou shalt not think that any man over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile – some people are just nice
---- Thou shalt not read NME
---- Thou shalt not stop liking a band or comedian just because they've become popular
---- Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry
---- Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
---- Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover
---- Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products
---- Thou shalt not buy Nestle products
---- Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him
---- Thou shalt not fall in love so easily
---- Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants – use it to get into their heads
---- Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks
---- Thou shalt not attend an Open Mic and leave as soon as you've done your poem or song you self-righteous prick
---- Thou shalt not return to the same bar or club week in, week out, just cos you once saw a girl you're never going to flipping talk to anyway
---- Thou shalt not put musicians or recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were
---- The Beatles were just a band
---- Led Zeppelin, just a band
---- The Beach Boys, just a band
---- The Sex Pistols were just a band
---- The Clash, just a band
---- Crass, just a band
---- Minor Threat, just a band
---- The Cure, just a band
---- The Smiths, just a band
---- Nirvana, just a band
---- The Pixies, just a band
---- Oasis, just a band
---- Radiohead, just a band
---- Bloc Party, just a band
---- The Arctic Monkeys, just a band
---- The next big thing will be just a band
---- Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries
---- Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements, and never shall they be
---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
---- Thou shalt not make pimp my ride
---- Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster
---- Thou shalt not move to the sounds of the wickedness
---- Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit
---- When I say 'hey', thou shalt not say 'ho'
---- When I say 'hip', thou shalt not say 'hop'
---- When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise
---- Kill me, please
---- Thou shalt not quote me happy
---- Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
---- Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
---- Thou shalt spell the word Pheonix p-h-e-o-n-i-x, not p-h-o-e-n-i-x, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you
---- Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying 'izzit?'
---- Thou shalt think for yourselves
---- And most importantly of all, thou shalt always
---- Thou shalt always kill.
********* Missing:
* Bloc Party
* Coca Cola
* Crass
* Hollyoaks
* Johnny Castro
* Johnny Hartman
* Minor Threat
* Nestle
* NME
* Sid Barratt
* Strummer
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