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Marvin Cortes

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    Someone had to be the last one chosen for the final flight (‘not fun,’ indeed).
    Oh, man, what a basket case, this guy (Nina’s male counterpart).
    Unlike Jeremy, he had issues with his task in the phoney interview challenge sponsored by Perez Hilton.
    Practically every female contestant he got close to was sent off not long after (Renee being the exception).
    He had a tendency to make the exact same stolid face in his final photos.
    He became known as Starvin’ Marvin, for his overactive libido.
    Don’t call him a monkey.
    In the early stages of his Guess campaign shoot, his ‘overthinking’ expressions earned him comparisons to a killer. Then Booch Blue crew member Renee was called in.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was one of eight sons to a janitor who was definitely not an absentee parent (which must have made Chris H jealous).
    Asked his favorite color at the paint photo shoot, he answered green — because it reminded him of the earth and how mankind depends on it.
    If you took a wild guess on a question about Donatella Versace and got it right (Cory didn’t), don’t knock it.
    He was at the heart of the #10 Flirty Moment of the recap episode, on the masquerade-themed runway with one of the early cuts.
    He was actually impressed to learn that a design prodigy in the overseas portion was deaf… and 11.
    For a self-professed city kid, he seemed right at home with the Indonesian wildlife.
    He was the only remaining competitor who wasn’t directly in the crossfire when Chris H exploded over the aftermath of Nina’s elimination.
    Though he was not particularly athletic – and battled fiercely with super-limber Cory on the way – he went on to win a spot in the Fierce Model Video ‘Werkout’ alongside Laura James.
    At the final panel, Bryanboy considered him to appeal to a broad range of groups, especially Latinos and gays (the ladies at the final runway walk clearly loved him, too).

Credit: Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying