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Zion Williamson

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (July 6, 2000- )
    Born in Salisbury, North Carolina
    Attended Duke University
    Plays small forward and power forward
    Drafted first overall by the New Orleans Pelicans in the 2019 NBA Draft

Why he might be annoying:

    His middle name is Lateef.
    His teammates nicknamed him 'Zanos.'
    Nike suffered a stock dip the day after the rubber sole of his Nike PG 2.5 PE sneaker came apart at the seams during a a game against UNC.
    His mom (Sharonda Simpson) has been accused of soliciting bribes from Nike in exchange for influencing her son to choose Duke over Clemson.
    He was at the center of Michael Avenatti's legal and political troubles after the attorney was caught attempting to extort Nike over the potential bribery scandal regarding his mom (2019).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He drew national attention for his slam dunks.
    He led his high school team to three straight state championships.
    He has been compared to Michael Jordan and LeBron James.
    He turned down a promising football scholarship offer from Louisiana State University.
    He was named ACC Player of the Year and ACC Rookie of the Year during his freshman year at Duke.
    Drew Brees and Drake have counted themselves as fans.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 24 Votes: 4.17% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 33 Votes: 75.76% Annoying