The Resume

(March 3, 1984- )
Born in Krasnoyarsk, Russian Federation
Drafted 13th overall by the Washington Capitals in the 2002 NHL Entry Draft
Forward for the Washington Capitals (2006-2012) and the Carolina Hurricanes

Why he might be annoying:

His surname is one letter off from 'semen.'
He was considered lazy and selfish by former Capitals teammates.
He was caught smoking after a game at the IIHF World Hockey Championships (2010).
He was demoted to the Caps farm team in Portland after he skipped a charter flight (2004).
He was suspended by the Capitals for refusing to report to their farm team during the 2004-05 lockout.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was able to complete his compulsory military service during the NHL lockout.
He often played on the top line and powerplay unit alongside Alexander Ovechkin during his tenure in Washington.
He left the Capitals as the fifth leading goal scorer in franchise history.
During the 2012-13 NHL lockout, he signed with his hometown club, Sokol Krasnoyarsk, for free prior to signing in the KHL.
He was a member of two gold medal winning Russian national teams at the IIHF World Hockey Championships in a three year span (2008, 2010).

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Carolina Hurricanes
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3031984)
• European Hockey Players
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Profiles 34001-34250 (Ranked: 34222)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 18]
• Supersized Egos
• Traded Athletes That Refused to Report
• Washington Capitals

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying