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Mike Green

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Hockey Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He is covered in tattoos.
    His nickname is 'Game Over.'
    During the Caps 2008 playoff run, many fans came to the arena sporting his 'faux-hawk.'
    He took a slapshot which nearly ruptured the testicle of Patrick Thoresen.
    His fans refer to themselves as 'Gang Green.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    Despite playing for a dreadful Saskatoon team in junior, he was a first round draft pick.
    He played in the NHL YoungStars game on a bruised foot (2007).
    During the Capitals resurgent 2007-08 season, he frequently scored either game tying or game winning goals in the final minutes.
    He set the NHL record for consecutive games scored by a defenseman (8 in 2008-09).
    He is active in the community, often working with underpriviliged children.

Credit: Ricky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 82.35% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 45 Votes: 40.0% Annoying