The Resume

(February 16, 1941- )
Born in Austin, Texas
Criminal Defense Attorney based in Houston, Texas
Notable clients include Robert Durst, Tom DeLay, Kay Bailey Hutchison and David Koresh

Why he might be annoying:

He's like the Gloria Allred of criminal defense attorneys.
He defended Enron bankers who had fraud charges brought against them.
He has a penchant for the tabloid and the dramatic.
By trade, he fights hard to get not guilty verdicts for clients he knows committed the crimes they're accused of.
He proudly parades around wearing a cowboy hat.

Why he might not be annoying:

He graduated University of Texas law school.
A Democrat, he set aside political differences to represent Republicans Tom DeLay and Kay Bailey Hutchison.
He won Texas' Outstanding Criminal Defense Lawyer of the Year (1994).
He's a licensed pilot.
If you're ever accused of something you didn't do and you need a good defense attorney...

Credit: D

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Attorney
• Dicks and Johnsons
• D's Profiles [Series 11]
• I am a Texan
• I Attended University of Texas-Austin
• IDs Ending in 00 (Ranked: 36900)
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Cowboy Hat
• People with Tom, Dick or Harry in their Names
• Pilots
• Profiles 36751-37000 (Ranked: 36900)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying