The Resume

(circa 1987- )
Based on the outskirts of Seattle, Washington
Jessica Simpson impersonator
Planted by the New York Post at an NFL matchup between the New York Giants and the Dallas Cowboys to distract Tony Romo (Irving, Texas, January 13, 2008)

Why she might be annoying:

Naturally, she is a fan of the singer herself.
She is an avid Cosmopolitan reader.
The Post’s stunt worked perfectly, as the Giants went on to a 21-17 win and knocked the Cowboys out of the playoffs.
Cowboys fans nicknamed her ‘Yoko Romo.’

Why she might not be annoying:

The Post footed the entire bill for the stunt.
She considers looking like Jessica “waaaay better than looking like Britney Spears’ (tough to argue with that!).
She has almost all of her idol’s actual features.
Her booze advertisement fooled – and infuriated – Perez Hilton, who didn’t read the ad’s fine print.
She is a fan of the Seattle Seahawks.
Jessica herself stayed away from the game because she feared her presence would throw off his game.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrity Seattle Seahawk Fans
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 04]
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Medical Marijuana Advocates
• Nannies
• Profiles 22251-22500 (Ranked: 22322)
• Sixty-Nine

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 40 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 165 Votes: 49.70% Annoying