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Abi-Maria Gomes

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The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    In one of her pre-game clips, she admitted to wee-weeing a lot.
    She resembles a cross between Janelle Pierzina and Ashley Massaro and sounds like a cross between Sandra Diaz-Twine and Russell Hantz.
    She considers herself to be most like Parvati (‘she is as charming as I am’).
    She does not like complainers (wrong show for that — and hypocritical, too, if you look at any scene she was in).
    At the first reward-only challenge, she fell to Daws to surrender the tribe’s lead — and accused her of pulling on her hair afterward.
    She sat out so many tribal challenges – and did a poor job at those she was in – it became a gleeful running gag for Jeff P.
    At the Tribal Council where Jeff K was eliminated, she revealed herself to be part of the power trio that included Pete and Artis — and, influenced by Lisa’s loose lips, their hidden immunity idol.
    She was not picked for the team challenge (and thus ineligible to benefit) where the reward was a trip to a Philippine village as ambassadors.
    As the only female on the trip, she gave a Neleh-style account of the feast and extras they scored on the village spa reward — minus the cheerful pitch.
    Her focus on keeping him around to maintain the Tandang numbers post-merge made her forget to have Michael feel safe in that alliance so he would not turn against them.
    Malcolm likened her social skills to those of a Mack truck and her to the girlfriend whom you’ve broken up with but won’t go away (earning her Jeff P’s nomination for the Villain Hall of Fame).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She subscribes to the Steve Jobs motto: ‘stay hungry, stay foolish.’
    She refers to her birthplace as ‘the Houston of Brazil.’
    Having lived in Sweden for several years – and sailing with her godfather several times – she does not suffer from seasickness.
    Initially recruited for the Tocantins season, she was ultimately passed over because casting thought being Brazilian gave her an inherent advantage.
    When she turned her buff into a tight mini-skirt, Pete regarded it as a means of flirting.
    She caught RC reading the clue to the hidden immunity idol, leading to a very brief alliance, accusations of betrayal, and, ultimately, the idol itself — on the lid of the rice basket.
    Having felt genuinely bad for him when he was booted, she smiled at Artis his first night on the jury bench.
    At the traditional Survivor auction, she blew her entire $500 kitty on an immunity challenge advantage – an automatic progression to the last of the three stages – and shocked the ruling alliance with an easy win.
    Jonathan refused her offer of a hug as he was having his torch snuffed.
    As they speak Portuguese, she acted as her mother’s interpreter for the loved-ones reward challenge (‘bye, Mom, go with God’).
    She ‘played’ her non-existent idol long enough to eliminate Penner and Carter.
    Although she made great jury bait, the DangRayne just had enough of her and voted her out with three days left.
    Curiously, every ouster vote she received – including those she blocked with her idol play – was spelled correctly!
    She became only the second female juror of the season, breaking a five-male streak.
    An undisclosed knee injury early in the season gave one explanation for her less-than-professional mood throughout the game.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 288 Votes: 69.44% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 213 Votes: 58.22% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 144 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 270 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 102 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 97 Votes: 56.70% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 72 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 91 Votes: 74.73% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 29 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 282 Votes: 47.16% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 63 Votes: 46.03% Annoying