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Moses Martin

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The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    Whereas his sister looks like his mom, he looks a lot like his dad.
    His mom shares lots of photos of him on her Instagram .
    He plays the harmonica.
    When he stays with his mom, he is only allowed to do activities and eat foods that meet her wellness requirements.
    He may have Dakota Johnson as a stepmom, if she and Chris make it to the altar.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He co-wrote the single ‘The Astronaut,’ assisting his dad; that single would later be recorded by Jin.
    He provided backup vocals for that single as well as Coldplay’s ‘Adventure of a Lifetime,’ ‘Humankind’ and ‘Up & Up.’
    His parents divorced after 13 years together.
    During the Covid-19 quarantine, he crashed his mom’s interview from home as Jimmy Fallon was interviewing her for ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
    His middle names are Bruce Paltrow, in honor of his grandfather.
    He sang onstage with his dad in 2016 performing ‘Twenty One Pilots’ and ‘House of Gold.’

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