The Resume

(March 9, 1964- )
Acted in 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)'
Head of security on 'Jerry Springer Show'

Why he might be annoying:

He enlisted in the Marine Corp for seven years, but was discharged.
He had no goals in high school, besides playing baseball.
He plans to take up golfing when he retires.
He has been described as being a 'puny guy with glasses' in high school.
He got several guys to shave their heads in a look-alike contest at Wild Dawg Saloon.
He married another Marine and divorced her two years later.
He has to shave his head every other day to continue his trademark baldness.

Why he might not be annoying:

People always want to fondle and kiss his bald head.
He likes baseball, collecting Cubs memorabilia and chasing women.
His image was used on his favorite show, 'The Simpson's.'
He dreams of traveling to Rain Forests when he retires.
He loves animals and reading.
He received an honor for persistently pursuing and capturing a repeat offending pedophile.
He would rather read and surf the internet than hang out at night.
He has already retired from the Chicago Police Department.

Credit: Skunk Butt

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3091964)
• Celebrity Chicago Cub Fans
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• I am a U.S. Marine
• I am on Cameo
• I was Arrested for DUI/DWI
• I Was Involved in a Car Accident in 2018
• I was Killed Off in a GWAR Concert
• Identity - Strangers
• It Gets Better Campaign
• Look at My Toys
• Police Officers
• Profiles 6751-7000 (Ranked: 6871)
• Skunk Butt/Rebecca's Profiles [Series 3]
• Talk Show Hosts
• X-Men [Series]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 78 Votes: 48.72% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 204 Votes: 49.02% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 54 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 80 Votes: 57.50% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 58 Votes: 63.79% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 57 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 95 Votes: 64.21% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 119 Votes: 55.46% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 225 Votes: 56.89% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 298 Votes: 61.07% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 614 Votes: 50.98% Annoying