The Resume

(circa 1955- )
Aspiring Stand Up Comedian
Programming Chief of Comedy Central
Vice President of Programming for CBS Late Night, East Coast

Why he might be annoying:

While at Comedy Central, he had total disrespect for MST3K and its fans.
He is a company shill who defends bad CBS shows.
He refuses to admit a show is good if it's not on CBS.
He did nothing to save Howard Stern's Saturday Night show.
He makes a poor game show host.
He commutes two hours to work every day.
He built a pool that is four feet at it's deepest end.
He may have contributed to Mariah Carey's nervous breakdown.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is obsessed with downloading pornography and MP3s.
He plays Mariah Carey's wacky messages for Howard Stern.

Credit: Scumby

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Artie Lange Impersonations
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I Made a Perverted Ass Out of Myself
• Profiles 4751-5000 (Ranked: 4992)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 29 Votes: 31.03% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 37 Votes: 78.38% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 76.09% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 100 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 156 Votes: 72.44% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 362 Votes: 69.89% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 483 Votes: 70.60% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 984 Votes: 69.82% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 8050 Votes: 79.06% Annoying