The Resume

(October 29, 1964- )
34-25-37
Birth name was Yasmin Parvaneh
Played herself in 'Hunting Venus' and a model in 'Sex and Chocolate'
Wife of Duran Duran vocalist, Simon Le Bon
An Elite model

Why she might be annoying:

She quit modeling to retain her self respect and keep her moral compass, but reconsidered and returned to the catwalk.
She is a vegetarian.
She disliked modeling from the beginning of her career (1981) and wanted to start a fast food catering company.
She claims to feel guilty about making big money while others are starving (poor baby!).
She enjoys drinking and partying but hates the hangovers when she has to go home and be mom.

Why she might not be annoying:

She drinks 10 pints of water a day.
She ranked #51 (1995), #92 (1996), #70 (1997) and #83 (1998) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
She says whenever she feels down, she thinks: 'My God, how lucky am I? I could be living in a cardboard box in a sewer or something.'
She is a chocoholic.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Blender Magazine's 50 Hottest Rock & Roll Couples of All Time [November 2003] (Ranked: 47)
• Eve Magazine's Top 10 World's Most Beautiful Women [May 2003] (Ranked: 3)
• FHM-Australia's 100 Sexiest Women [1998] (Ranked: 76)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1995] (Ranked: 51)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1996] (Ranked: 92)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1997] (Ranked: 70)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1998] (Ranked: 83)
• Guess Jeans Models
• Harper's Bazaar 50 Best Dressed Women in Britain [2006] (Ranked: 8)
• Heat Magazine's Top 100 Beautiful Women [2004] (Ranked: 82)
• Hello's 25 British Beauties [2002] (Ranked: 2)
• I Gave My Kid a Ridiculous Name
• I Married in 1985
• I Performed with Camp Freddy
• I Posed For Elton John's AIDS Foundation 4 Inches
• Long Names
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• Profiles 2751-3000 (Ranked: 2978)
• Tatler's Best Dressed List [2006] (Ranked: 5)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 65 Votes: 64.62% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 28 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 50 Votes: 74.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 125 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 153 Votes: 60.13% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 250 Votes: 66.00% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 367 Votes: 68.66% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 798 Votes: 66.42% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2107 Votes: 69.53% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 146 Votes: 68.49% Annoying