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David Luiz

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (April 22, 1987- )
    Born in Diadema, Brazil
    Birth name is David Luiz Moreira Marinho
    Defender and defensive midfielder for Vitoria (2006-07), Benefica (2007-11), Chelsea (2011-14) and Paris Saint-Germain (2014- )
    Member of the Brazilian National Team (2010- )

Why he might be annoying:

    Many people think he looks like Sideshow Bob.
    He is a devout Christian who wore a shirt that says 'God Is faithful' at the 2012 Champions Cup.
    Some feel he faked his injury from being elbowed in the face in a 2013 Manchester United game (smiling in front of the camera doesn't help).
    He played bad defense during Brazil's 1-7 loss to Germany and apologized in tears.
    His 2014 transfer from Chelsea to Paris Saint-Germain was £50 million: the most expensive ever!

Why he might not be annoying:

    He helped Brazil to win the 2013 Confederations Cup.
    He also helped Chelsea win the 2012 UEFA Champions Cup with a successful penalty kick.
    He helped lead Chelsea to win the 2013 UEFA Winners Cup over his former team Benefica.
    He scored his first two international goals at the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

Credit: Insane In Da Brain


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying