The Resume

(July 13, 1948- )
Sports columnist for the Washington Post
Co-host of ESPN's 'Pardon the Interruption'
Host of ESPN Radio's 'Tony Kornheiser Show'
Author of 'Pumping Irony: Working Out the Angst of a Lifetime,' 'Bald as I Wanna Be' and 'I'm Back for More Cash: A Tony Kornheiser Collection'
Play-by-play announcer on Monday Night Football (2006- )

Why he might be annoying:

He is bald.
He is biased in favor of Long Islanders.
He is loud, brash and immature.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is not afraid to speak his mind.
He has a dedicated following in Washington, D.C.
He has great chemistry with longtime colleague Michael Wilbon.
He graduated from SUNY Binghamton.
His camp counsellor was Larry Brown

Credit: Whiff Boy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bears
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2006] (Ranked: 30)
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2007] (Ranked: 37)
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2008] (Ranked: 96)
• Celebrity New York Jet Fans
• Entertainment Weekly's It List [2003]
• Grain Names
• I Publicly Defended Josh Duggar
• Jewish Comedians
• Jewish Sportscasters
• Male Sportscasters
• Monday Night Football
• Profiles 4501-4750 (Ranked: 4531)
• Publicly Acknowledged Am I Annoying
• Radar's 10 Most Hated People on the Internet [April 2008] (Ranked: 9)
• Satirized on South Park
• Whiff Boy's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 52 Votes: 67.31% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 301 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 78 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 61 Votes: 44.26% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 37 Votes: 70.27% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 51 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 34 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 46 Votes: 80.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 59 Votes: 81.36% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 58 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 43 Votes: 74.42% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 72 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 156 Votes: 60.26% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 622 Votes: 43.89% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 260 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 465 Votes: 53.98% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 2424 Votes: 45.34% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1386 Votes: 51.44% Annoying