The Resume

(February 14, 1948- )
Former head writer for Howard Stern
Published many comedy books and produced joke CDs

Why he might be annoying:

He is not a team player.
He drinks to excess.
He is greedy and left the Stern show over a contract dispute (2001).
F- Jackie twice!
Lost to Steve O. on 'Star Search'

Why he might not be annoying:

He invented 'flying gag writing'
(writing ad libs on the fly for Howard Stern).
See related: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, Gary Dell'Abate, Artie Lange, Billy West, 'Stuttering' John Melendez, Andre Gardner, Doug Goodstein, Mel Karmazin, Sumner Redstone, A.J. Benza, Crazy Cabbie, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, Ralph Cirella, Dominic Barbara, Jessica Hahn, Nicole Bass, Mark Harris, 'Elegant' Elliot Offen, 'Melrose' Larry Green, Uzo, Suzanne Muldowney, Beth Ostrosky, Alison Stern, Ray Stern, Ben Stern, Mary McCormack, Allison Janney, Debbie Schlussel, Sam Kinson, Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Opie and Anthony, Erich 'Mancow' Muller and Don Imus

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Born on Valentine's Day [February 14th] (Ranked: 1948)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [February] (Ranked: 2141948)
• Comedians Featured in 'The Aristocrats'
• Entertainers Loved by Stoners
• Entertainment Weekly's It List [1998]
• Fat Comedians
• Hoarse Raspy Voices
• Hollywood Square Celebrities [1998-2004]
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's $10,000 Contest [December 2003]
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• I Attended Michigan State University
• I Crack Myself Up
• I Got a Pet Cat or Twenty
• I Have a Unique Laugh
• I Performed on 'Howard Stern's Private Parts' [1997]
• I Retired, Just Kidding
• I Sat in Jackie's Chair
• I Sing Novelty/Parody Songs
• I'm Sorry [Public Apologies]
• Masturbatory Names
• Members of Howard Stern's Losers
• Men in Dresses
• Profiles 501-750 (Ranked: 517)
• Satirists and Wits
• Star Search
• VH-1's I Love the 90's Part Deux Commentators

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 15 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 72 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 67 Votes: 50.75% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 25 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 57 Votes: 64.91% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 39 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 32 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 43 Votes: 81.40% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 35 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 51 Votes: 68.63% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 82 Votes: 65.85% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 73 Votes: 75.34% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 188 Votes: 72.34% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 376 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 711 Votes: 69.62% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 969 Votes: 70.49% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1592 Votes: 70.10% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 13228 Votes: 64.14% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 5585 Votes: 75.47% Annoying